1. A Brief Introduction

“Terrance Gonzo’s Asylum For The Half-Baked features a dose of bad luck, half-formed sketches of events, gleaned from people who probably shouldn’t have … More

Why artists do not have a responsibility to cover the big issues of the day (unless they want to)

Greetings Lovers Trust you are in fine fettle. Last night, after reading an article entitled: My Responsibility As An Artist … More

Terrance Gonzo meets a traveller from an antique land who claims to have a varicose heart

‘How did you feel on your wedding day?’ ‘Embarrassed.’ ‘You said you changed the invitation to read Dedding Day.’ ‘That is … More

Things had taken a turn for the real fuckin bad down at the local LifeManagement4Life centre

There had been many new and wonderful ideas put into practice by President Hair’s coalition of Liberal Compassionates and Neo-Luddites … More

Terrance Gonzo gets a history lesson as he ponders peacocks, mortgages and the most appropriate use for a cigar

A mortgage is the way to hell – that’s what he says. He turns back round, double takes A TSB … More

Terrance Gonzo begins to recount the tale of Sinbad Trevelyan, a man troubled by a Picasso sex dream

Sinbad Trevelyan was sat in the corner of a dimly lit all-night Schnitzel bar called Hitler’s, nursing a bourbon. His … More

How it came to be that Terrance Gonzo checked in to the Asylum for the Half-Baked

Pennington Flash: Your mind went quickly in the end, didn’t it? Terrance Gonzo: That’s right. Same day I sensed it … More

Terrance Gonzo’s on the rock ‘n’ roll in N17 (or How a trip to the shop was almost exciting)

‘There’s four quid there. I promise you that. It’s not all two p’s.’ ‘Nah, there’s one p’s too.’ We laughed. … More

Our writer Ed Spencer tries to post a letter for comedic effect

I don’t trust post boxes. How can anyone? Little red tubs, standing in the street. How is that secure? How … More

Terrance Gonzo’s Asylum For The Half-Baked: A brutal form of poetics

A chip off the old cock He asked so many questions Often the same one Multiple times. The thing is … More