“Honestly, recently, I’ve had a string of men who can’t keep it up. Or they pound away for two minutes … More
Tag: sex
AFTER THE ARGUMENT or HOW SEX CAN BE USED TO INJURE
‘Well I suppose we can have sex,’ she said suddenly, now in dramatic opposition to her standpoint a moment before. … More
2. A DRINK, PERCHANCE TO DREAM
“Terrance Gonzo’s Asylum For The Half-Baked features a dose of bad luck, half-formed sketches of events, gleaned from people who probably shouldn’t have … More
1. IF IN DOUBT, WHY NOT TREAT IT AS A JOKE?
“The Last Thing Anyone Needs Is A Dribbling Crisis (And Other Small Talk) is a blackly comic collection of thoughts, … More
Terrance Gonzo tries to think of the sun while snowbound with the medics
Leaving my house for the London snow today I had a fair idea what would happen. Both the doctor and … More
Terrance Gonzo meets a traveller from an antique land who claims to have a varicose heart
‘How did you feel on your wedding day?’ ‘Embarrassed.’ ‘You said you changed the invitation to read Dedding Day.’ ‘That is … More
Salad Pancakes & Champagne
After a weekend of roasts, house parties and many guests, I lay on my sofa last night, still in the … More
A practical joke sold as a rescue package
– from Ed Spencer’s The People’s Republic of Absurdia (out now on Sigmund Fraud Books) The Life Administration Directive had … More
