AFTER THE ARGUMENT or HOW SEX CAN BE USED TO INJURE

‘Well I suppose we can have sex,’ she said suddenly, now in dramatic opposition to her standpoint a moment before. … More

1. IF IN DOUBT, WHY NOT TREAT IT AS A JOKE?

“The Last Thing Anyone Needs Is A Dribbling Crisis (And Other Small Talk) is a blackly comic collection of thoughts, … More

Terrance Gonzo tries to think of the sun while snowbound with the medics

Leaving my house for the London snow today I had a fair idea what would happen. Both the doctor and … More

Terrance Gonzo meets a traveller from an antique land who claims to have a varicose heart

‘How did you feel on your wedding day?’ ‘Embarrassed.’ ‘You said you changed the invitation to read Dedding Day.’ ‘That is … More

Terrance Gonzo gives us some of his semi-skimmed wisdom

Often at the bus stop the countdown don’t countdown or at least seems wildly contradictory and you’re the first to … More

Terrance Gonzo arrived at the Bucket & Rollercoaster public house. A big night was in the offing

He was a dormant alpha male He was the blind drummer He was the star of EMPRICIO A greek/roman-esque epic … More

Love Will Destroy Us In The End

Terrance Gonzo’s Rules of Engagement

1 “Ok baby,” he said, very calm, not biting. “Aaaaggggh! You always do this! You never take it seriously when … More

Salad Pancakes & Champagne

After a weekend of roasts, house parties and many guests, I lay on my sofa last night, still in the … More