New Year Hopes 2019 or: Gertrude, he just showed me his Mortimer’s Orchard

Greetings Lovers… Hope you’ve all peeled yourself off whatever bathroom floor you found yourself on on New Year’s Day. I … More

Turns of phrase that turn my stomach

Greetings Lovers & Fighters Trust this Tuesday finds you well. Unfortunately for me I am, as ever, consumed with vomitous … More

Greetings Lovers, Siggy F here. Obviously I spend the majority of my life immersed in books and wine, and very fine … More

Now then you lovely fellas. How’s your week? Bearable, I hope. To be honest, we’ve had a corker. On Monday, … More

Greetings Reindeer Spotters Hope you’ve got a job lot of pressies, mince pies and turkey – and have still got … More

Recently we set a challenge to two writers – Terrance Gonzo & Ed Spencer. It followed a conversation down the … More

Greetings Literary Comrades! Sigmund F here. How are you? Trust life is an absolute treat. If not, do not despair … More

“We sat here all day and evening yesterday. You told me about your parents. Your parents hated you. Right?” “Right.” … More

Great moment just now when Sigmund fell asleep and tried to show he’d been awake the whole time by suddenly … More

We would like to say a massive ‘nice one’ for all a y’all who’ve been buying our first release, The … More