Terrance Gonzo begins to recount the tale of Sinbad Trevelyan, a man troubled by a Picasso sex dream

Sinbad Trevelyan was sat in the corner of a dimly lit all-night Schnitzel bar called Hitler’s, nursing a bourbon. His … More

How it came to be that Terrance Gonzo checked in to the Asylum for the Half-Baked

Pennington Flash: Your mind went quickly in the end, didn’t it? Terrance Gonzo: That’s right. Same day I sensed it … More

In the future, this is the type of medical advice we can expect

Greetings Campers, Here’s something to tickle your literary taste buds: “As we know, an ideal of our Government is to … More

New Year Hopes 2019 or: Gertrude, he just showed me his Mortimer’s Orchard

Greetings Lovers… Hope you’ve all peeled yourself off whatever bathroom floor you found yourself on on New Year’s Day. I … More

Terrance Gonzo Pleads Gimme Shelter… How Many Legs Are Missing From That Donkey?

Alright Sweetcheeks How are you? I wager better than Terrance Gonzo. Let’s have another dose from his brilliant Asylum For The … More

Terrance Gonzo arrived at the Bucket & Rollercoaster public house. A big night was in the offing

He was a dormant alpha male He was the blind drummer He was the star of EMPRICIO A greek/roman-esque epic … More

Praise Hanuman

What do I need money for? I’ll only spend it Waste it Piss it away. I turned down the job … More

Do you know what would be really nice…?

Now then you lovely fellas. How’s your week? Bearable, I hope. To be honest, we’ve had a corker. On Monday, … More

Pictures of words are still pictures. And words. Nice ones too.

A lovely walk is nice. If it goes well

Monday started. I went for a walk and got savaged by a dog. Soon after, nursing wounds, I strolled through … More