An enlightening explanation of how men have lost their way in the bedroom

“Honestly, recently, I’ve had a string of men who can’t keep it up. Or they pound away for two minutes … More

A Reading From White Noise by Don De Lillo

Why everyone needs to remember that if someone disagrees with you, that doesn’t make them fascist

Greetings lovers It sure was soggy out yesterday. A disgruntled Terrance Gonzo turned up at the boozer for a post-work … More

Why artists do not have a responsibility to cover the big issues of the day (unless they want to)

Greetings Lovers Trust you are in fine fettle. Last night, after reading an article entitled: My Responsibility As An Artist … More

A government department pronounces on cosplay and it may just save your life

Not for the first time today Fred’s phone buzzed. It was his deputy at the CAU (Citizens’ Announcements Unit, more … More

Terrance Gonzo tries to think of the sun while snowbound with the medics

Leaving my house for the London snow today I had a fair idea what would happen. Both the doctor and … More

Terrance Gonzo meets a traveller from an antique land who claims to have a varicose heart

‘How did you feel on your wedding day?’ ‘Embarrassed.’ ‘You said you changed the invitation to read Dedding Day.’ ‘That is … More

Things had taken a turn for the real fuckin bad down at the local LifeManagement4Life centre

There had been many new and wonderful ideas put into practice by President Hair’s coalition of Liberal Compassionates and Neo-Luddites … More

Terrance Gonzo gets a history lesson as he ponders peacocks, mortgages and the most appropriate use for a cigar

A mortgage is the way to hell – that’s what he says. He turns back round, double takes A TSB … More

Terrance Gonzo begins to recount the tale of Sinbad Trevelyan, a man troubled by a Picasso sex dream

Sinbad Trevelyan was sat in the corner of a dimly lit all-night Schnitzel bar called Hitler’s, nursing a bourbon. His … More