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In the future, this is the type of medical advice we can expect
Greetings Campers, Here’s something to tickle your literary taste buds: “As we know, an ideal of our Government is to…
New Year Hopes 2019 or: Gertrude, he just showed me his Mortimer’s Orchard
Greetings Lovers… Hope you’ve all peeled yourself off whatever bathroom floor you found yourself on on New Year’s Day. I…
Terrance Gonzo Pleads Gimme Shelter… How Many Legs Are Missing From That Donkey?
Alright Sweetcheeks How are you? I wager better than Terrance Gonzo. Let’s have another dose from his brilliant Asylum For The…
Terrance Gonzo arrived at the Bucket & Rollercoaster public house. A big night was in the offing
He was a dormant alpha male He was the blind drummer He was the star of EMPRICIO A greek/roman-esque epic…
Terrance Gonzo’s Asylum For The Half-Baked: A brutal form of poetics
A chip off the old cock He asked so many questions Often the same one Multiple times. The thing is…
Terrance Gonzo’s Brutalist Poetry Laughing Like A Screwdriver…
Why when people reminisce do they remember things that didn’t happen? But everyone knows Colin Farrell is based on Mel…
Platitudes will be the death of us
– Rules are made to be broken, he said. – No they’re not, she said. They can be broken and…
Turns of phrase that turn my stomach
Greetings Lovers & Fighters Trust this Tuesday finds you well. Unfortunately for me I am, as ever, consumed with vomitous…
Terrance Gonzo is a struggling writer and Universal Credit is a universal arseache
Greetings Travellers and Lovers How the devil are you? Today, a tale from our boy, Terrance Gonzo, the man who…
