Greetings lovers It sure was soggy out yesterday. A disgruntled Terrance Gonzo turned up at the boozer for a post-work…
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Why artists do not have a responsibility to cover the big issues of the day (unless they want to)
Greetings Lovers Trust you are in fine fettle. Last night, after reading an article entitled: My Responsibility As An Artist…
A government department pronounces on cosplay and it may just save your life
Not for the first time today Fred’s phone buzzed. It was his deputy at the CAU (Citizens’ Announcements Unit, more…
Terrance Gonzo tries to think of the sun while snowbound with the medics
Leaving my house for the London snow today I had a fair idea what would happen. Both the doctor and…
Terrance Gonzo meets a traveller from an antique land who claims to have a varicose heart
‘How did you feel on your wedding day?’ ‘Embarrassed.’ ‘You said you changed the invitation to read Dedding Day.’ ‘That is…
Things had taken a turn for the real fuckin bad down at the local LifeManagement4Life centre
There had been many new and wonderful ideas put into practice by President Hair’s coalition of Liberal Compassionates and Neo-Luddites…
Terrance Gonzo gets a history lesson as he ponders peacocks, mortgages and the most appropriate use for a cigar
A mortgage is the way to hell – that’s what he says. He turns back round, double takes A TSB…
Terrance Gonzo begins to recount the tale of Sinbad Trevelyan, a man troubled by a Picasso sex dream
Sinbad Trevelyan was sat in the corner of a dimly lit all-night Schnitzel bar called Hitler’s, nursing a bourbon. His…
How it came to be that Terrance Gonzo checked in to the Asylum for the Half-Baked
Pennington Flash: Your mind went quickly in the end, didn’t it? Terrance Gonzo: That’s right. Same day I sensed it…
Terrance Gonzo goes to Brighton to eat pies but ends up in an experimental art piece
I was on the train to Brighton and I could smell the yawn breath of the man in a suit…
