I had somehow got a gig at a Drug Rehab Clinic. The result of an anguished and careless job search, … More
Author: thebodybrutal
An enlightening explanation of how men have lost their way in the bedroom
“Honestly, recently, I’ve had a string of men who can’t keep it up. Or they pound away for two minutes … More
How a trip to the toilet exposed an absurd psychological nightmare
He always had to know what the toilet situation was. Were the urinals divided, a long trough, separate, cramped? Did … More
AFTER THE ARGUMENT or HOW SEX CAN BE USED TO INJURE
‘Well I suppose we can have sex,’ she said suddenly, now in dramatic opposition to her standpoint a moment before. … More
The Birth of New Democracy in The People’s Republic of Absurdia
Fred’s marquee act had undoubtedly been the creation of the twin pillars of New Democracy and the People’s Republic, all … More
DRIBBLING CRISIS: Looking for a post box…
Ed Spencer’s The Last Thing Anyone Thing Anyone Needs Is A Dribbling Crisis (and Oher Small Talk) is a blackly … More
GONZO: The Assorted Tales Of Steve Fudge
Terrance Gonzo’s Asylum For The Half-Baked features a dose of bad luck, half-formed sketches of events, gleaned from people who probably shouldn’t have … More
ABSURDIA: Chapter 3 – Secular Jihad
With millions dead following the outbreak of a plague caused by plastics pollution, young politico Fred McVelly masterminds the creation … More
2. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
“The Last Thing Anyone Thing Anyone Needs Is A Dribbling Crisis (and Oher Small Talk) is a blackly comic collection … More
2. A DRINK, PERCHANCE TO DREAM
“Terrance Gonzo’s Asylum For The Half-Baked features a dose of bad luck, half-formed sketches of events, gleaned from people who probably shouldn’t have … More