Now then. You well?
This is from one of our writers. Can’t remember who. Never mind. Made me laugh…
I was to go to the hospital on a Saturday night at 7pm for my appointment. What is this, a date?
Having overheard some sectarian points of view I was summoned.
“Just gonna put some gel on your testes,” said the nurse. “And please sign the form. Come!”
At least I presumed she spelled it that way.
I pondered that –
People go to hospital and have pain killers and say how nice it is, yet moralise about people doing it out of the hospital.
I’m always the fucking youngest person at the hospital getting tests. And whenever I’m in a hospital or doctor’s surgery looking around, pondering rampant disease and imminent death – it’s always this, not recovery – I always think ‘why the fuck would anyone want to be a medic?
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