The correct heat of water to enter the bath should be
Slightly uncomfortable
Almost
Unbearable.
Because within a minute or two of bath acclimatisation
Anything less than scorching-on-entry
Can quickly feel
Tepid.
Sometimes in life you don’t know what to take seriously
It seems anything
Could be a joke
A bad idea
An absolute
Disaster
Dogbarkburps
Gonzo’d up the clanger mate
Gone the full rhubarb
Mash donna hash
Drugs standard visuals
A form of synaesthesia.
I returned to:
‘She’s fit but she wears the same perfume as my grandmother. She just smells old.’
And a man who went round sticking complimentary poems to people’s backs – his observations on them. People expected the worse when they felt something pinned to them. Then they read it and they felt amazing and watched him walk into the distance.
His mother was lovely. Always had a bad word to say about everybody.
She made me realise: Microwaving a fresh coffee is hardly the most romantic thing to do.
Microwaving is hardly the most romantic thing to do.
‘All I’m saying is that UFOs are as likely to exist as God. If one person says they’ve seen a UFO and the other says they’ve seen God or felt his presence or whatever, why should I find more likely the one that vouches for God?’
