“One day we will get so fat that earth will actually sink, plummeting through the solar system, crashing into the next, before combusting. All that will be left will be burned fat and gristle, like the residue on a pan after cooking low grade sausage and bacon.”
– from our dear leader, Siggy. Probably just excited to be going to the Orwell Prize Launch tonight with Absurdia author, Ed Spencer…